cretin: /kret'in/ or /kree'tn/ n. Congenital loser; an
obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right. It has been
observed that many American hackers tend to favor the British
pronunciation /kret'in/ over standard American /kree'tn/; it is
thought this may be due to the insidious phonetic influence of Monty
Python's Flying Circus.