gonk: /gonk/ vi.,n. 1. To prevaricate or to embellish the truth
beyond any reasonable recognition. In German the term is
(mythically) `gonken'; in Spanish the verb becomes `gonkar'.
"You're gonking me. That story you just told me is a bunch of
gonk." In German, for example, "Du gonkst mich" (You're pulling my
leg). See also gonkulator. 2. [British] To grab some sleep at an
odd time; compare gronk out.