gorets: /gor'ets/ n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own
meaning. Found esp. on the Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems
to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the
funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no
definition is ever final. [A correspondent from the Former Soviet
Union informs me that `gorets' is Russian for `mountain dweller'.
Another from France informs me that `goret' is archaic French for a
young pig --ESR] Compare frink.