Objectionable-C: n. Hackish take on "Objective-C", the name of
an object-oriented dialect of C in competition with the better-known
C++ (it is used to write native applications on the NeXT machine).
Objectionable-C uses a Smalltalk-like syntax, but lacks the
flexibility of Smalltalk method calls, and (like many such efforts)
comes frustratingly close to attaining the Right Thing without
actually doing so.