programming: n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper
(or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty
file). "Bloody instructions which, being taught, return to plague
their inventor" ("Macbeth", Act 1, Scene 7) 2. A pastime similar to
banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for
reward. 3. The most fun you can have with your clothes on. 4. The
least fun you can have with your clothes off.
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