quantum bogodynamics: /kwon'tm boh`goh-di:-nam'iks/ n. A theory
that characterizes the universe in terms of bogon sources (such as
politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in
general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and
bogosity potential fields. Bogon absorption, of course, causes
human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also
cause both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics
of the bogon-computron interaction are not yet understood and remain
to be elucidated. Quantum bogodynamics is most often invoked to
explain the sharp increase in hardware and software failures in the
presence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the former absorb.
See bogon, computron, suit, psyton.
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