FZ:
"One of, one of the things that I like best about
playing in New York is this particular place,
because it has - it has a stage that is conducive
to, how you say in the trade, audience participation.
Now if there's one thing that I really like, it's, uh,
audience participation. Now listen... I gotta
figure out something that I can, uh - do you
think we should have another dance contest
tonight? Oh, hey - the injured person dance
contest. Ah, well, let's see...Awright, I'll tell you
what we're going to do. Here's a, here's a guy
who really wants to be in the dance contest
aw-reety, aw-righty, hey. Okay..."
BUTCH:
"You are great, man - you are great. You
are the best, baby. Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm.'"
FZ:
"All right, now wait a minute - what's your
name? Hey, hey - what's your name?"
BUTCH:
"Butch."
FZ:
"Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here's, here's a
girl that wants to dance with Butch. What's your name?"
LENA:
"Lena."
FZ:
"What?"
LENA:
"Lena."
FZ:
"Lena, meet Butch. Okay, Lena and Butch,
couple number one. Heh heh. Okay, let's see - that
guy there, with his...that - that one there with
the teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this one -
no, no - no no no, wait a minute, wait... well,
you're - actually, you're very nice, though. Would
you like to come up here? ...Okay, but d'you
think you can behave yourself? You, you're sure
you can behave yourself? ...Okay, what's your
name?"
GUY:
"Tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby,
I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you (mumble,
mmf, etc.)."
GUY:
"Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc."
FZ:
"Awright, now wait a minute.
Awright, awright, now wait..."
GUY:
"(mumble, mmf.) Ugliness! Ugliness!"
OTHER GUY:
"Frank, you're my buddy! Arrgh, mmf."
FZ:
"Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I have an important message to deliver to all the
cute people all over the world. If you're out there
and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just
want to tell you somethin' - there's more of us
ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch
out. Now..."
GUY (BUTCH?):
"Will you bring my girlfriend on
stage, maybe?"
FZ:
"Sure. All right, now you - he wants to get his
girlfriend - go get your girlfriend."
GIRL:
"Hey Zap!"
FZ:
"Good to see you again."
GIRL:
"Squeak!"
FZ:
"I know."
GUY:
"I ain't no fucking queer."
FZ:
"All right, now look, here's what we're going to
do. Awright. Now. This - they'll be mashed, I'll save
them, I'll save them for later."
GUY:
"I'm not a fucking queer."
FZ:
"This man is trying desperately to let
everybody know that he's not a queer.
He's not queer, he's not queer. Awright,
and now... You are going to dance,
like you've never danced before..."