Notes & Comments - Zoot Allures

29 October 1976, 41:32 min

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ZOOT ALLURES               Notes and Comments
                ver.10-May-1996


                Put together by
       Vladimir Sovetov (sova@kpbank.kemerovo.su)
                       on
       1994 Russian Orthodox Easter Sunday :-)

              Lyrics was originaly
                transcribed by
    C. Gordon Keeble [gordo] (ck7263@csc.albany.edu)

                Special thanks to
        Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca (Mike Quigley)


#           From: Vladimir Sovetov (sova@bank.kemerovo.su)
#  Interesting thing to note about the album title.
# In France they say _Zut Alors_ when mean _Goddamned_.
# So it seems that the only language Frank have no time to abuse
# is Russian. Ne zappelos', tovarischee :-(
#
#           From: U001350@vm.uci.kun.nl (Jan van Kemenade)
#  The explanation that was given a while ago for the 'Zoot Allures'
# title (from the french : Zut Alors)   is confirmed by what FZ says
# on the boot Titties & Beer (Zoot Allures live in Paris) :
# 'And now from our almost french title album Zoot Allures ..'
#
#           From: jarvey@mail1.sas.upenn.edu (Jason M Arvey)
#	I'd say it is pretty much certain.  "Zut alors", I thought, was
# merely a mild exclamation, sort of like "Dammit!" or "DOH!" for you
# Simpsons fans.  There are other pun titles by Zappa:  the obvious Sheik
# Yerbouti/Shake your boody is one.  Some say that Grand Wazoo is a pun of
# Grand Oiseau -- Big Bird in France.  Yet another is "Aybe Sea" off of
# Burnt Weenie Sandwich -- it's pronounced ABC (There is no real Aybe Sea,
# I looked).



#Front-cover mistery :-)
#
#           From: JOHNSCIALLI@delphi.com
#  From left to right: Patrick O'Hearn, Terry Bozzio, FZ, Eddie Jobson.
#  I am not familiar with the answers altho I've seen some speculation on
# affz. I don't remember the details but the photo had to do with some time
# period aother than that album.


    Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   This here song might offend you some.
   If it does, it's because you're dumb.
   That's the way it is where I come from.
   If you been there too, let me see your thumb.

   Let me see your thumb.      [Let me see your thumb]
   Let me see your thumb.      [Let me see your thumb]

   Show me your thumb if your really dumb.

#       From: harring@helios.phy.ohiou.edu (Peter B. Harrington)
# The thumb reference explains an obvious way to identify anyone who makes
# a living working on automobiles.  Automechanics typically have black
# grease under the finger and thumb nails.  In addtion, the thumb has a
# tendency to take some abuse in this occupation, and after a while will
# have a hammered on appearance.  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would be proud.
#
#       From: jsuder@moose.uvm.edu (Jane P. Suder)
# Speaking from personal experience?    I think the grease thing is not
# exactly right, although they do have dem greeeesy fingerz....  but the
# hammered thumb thing might be it.....
#
#       From: linetramp@delphi.com
#  As a general rule, the thumbs and fingers of mechanics are noticably
# scarred and calloused from working with cast iron and stamped steel. A
# seemingly permanent black stain from the carbon in grease and oil is also
# common in that line of work. In addition, mechanics are seldom regarded
# as members of the intellectual elite, so the stigma of a black, scarred
# thumb could translate to "destined for a lifetime of failure and
# mediocrity".  i.e. "Wind up working in a gas station"...
#
#      From: wilds@netcom.com (William D. Sterling)
#  I recall, back in the 50's the big joke on the playground was to say:
#           Look up   (victim looks up)
#           Look down   (victim looks down)
#           See my thumb? (victim nods "yes")
#           You're dumb.   (end of joke).

   Hey now, better make a decision.
   Be a moron, and keep your position.
   You oughta know now, all your education,
   won't help you no-how.
                   ^^^
#           From: Robert Moore 
#   In  this  sentence  it  is  used  in  the sense of "anyhow" or "anyway".
# Many  uneducated people in this country use the phrase "no-how" instead  of
# "anyhow"  or  "anyway"  as  in the phrase "I don't care if the library
# burned down - I never went there no-how".


   Many da camper wants to buy some white.  [Wind up workin' in a gas station]

#      From: sweet@skat.usc.edu (Rob Sweet)
#	The most mysterious line in the song was clarified for me on this
# newsgroup sometime back.  It's Frank doing a pseudo-German accent saying:
#
#   "Manny de camper wants to buy some white."
#
#  Apparently a reference to white gas, something nearly every camper needs.
#
#     From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
#  It refers to white gas, which is something like propane that an RV would
#  require.  This is verified in the interview that the editors of Society
#  Pages conducted with FZ.
#
#     From: Jack Fleming 
#  White gas is a fuel used in camp stoves & lanterns. It is basically pure
#  gasoline (no poisonous additives like lead).  Coleman was the
#  manufacturer of gas stoves & lanterns.


    The Torture Never Stops
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

#     From: Vladimir Sovetov (sova@bank.kemerovo.su)
#  Interesting to note that this very, very long song :-) was first time
# performed in April 11, 1975 at Claremont College, California FZ concert
# by Don Van Vliet ( aka Captain Beefheart ) under the name
#         Why Doesn't Somebody Get Him a Pepsi?

    Wonderful Wino
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   Give me a five dollar bill, and an overcoat too.

#CC
#           From: Robert Moore 
#  This connects with You Are What You Is

   A five dollar bill, and an overcoat too,
   a five dollar bill, and a Florscheim shoe.
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#           From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
#  Famous U.S. shoemaker.
#
#           From: Rob Sweet ( sweet@skat.usc.edu )
#  "Florcshiem" is a shoe manufacturer and retailer. Kinda like Kinney's.
#
#           From: 
#  Florsheim is a brand of mens shoes that have been around for 75
# years and they are of a pretty conservative fashion. When working in a
# Florsheim retailer most of our customers were Business men/Frumpy old guy
# types. A dirty overcoat and a worn out old Florsheim shoe would probably
# make perfect  "Wino-wear".  Then again I could be wrong, hope this helps.


Disco Boy
~~~~~~~~~

   Disco boy, do the bump every night, 'til the disco girl
   who's really right, gonna fall for your line,
   and feed you a box full of chicken delight.
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#           From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
#  Chicken Delight was a fried chicken fast foodery, similar to Kentucky
# Fried.  I can't explain it, but the above lyrical excerpt really captures
# the 70's.
#

   A disco drink, a disco wink,
   you never go duty that's what you think.
   You never go duty that's what you think.
   You never go duty that's what you think.

   Duty. Go duty!
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#           From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
# You never go doody.  Children's slang for shit.  I always thought that
# lyric was on the stupid side.
#
#           From: Gregorie@LFGMS.logica.com (Martin Gregorie)
# Slang round here used to say 'A girl like that don't shit' if she was
# really a cracker. Maybe this explains the 'never go doody' reference?
#
#           From: C. Gordon Keeble [gordo] (ck7263@csc.albany.edu)
# Yeah, it's something like saying "You think your shit don't stink."
#
#           From: Robert Moore 
#  But  there  is  yet  LOTS  more in the folklore of doody.  Lots of American
# males  between  8  and  50  truly  enjoy  a certain amount of "bathroom and
# otherwise  gutter humor" and find it extremely hilarious (myself included).
# Things  like sitting around talking about tremendous shits you have had (or
# found  in restrooms), farts of Blessed Memory, times you had to take a dump
# real  bad  and almost didn't make it (i.e.  you nearly had a "brown-out" as
# in  Pound For A Brown); stuff like that.  Anyway, in almost 100% of females
# of  similar age this sort of humor is highly unappreciated - you have to go
# "out  with  the  guys"  to  find  sympathetic ears - this is why it usually
# becomes  "a  guy  thing".   Most  women  act  as  if they don't even have a
# butthole,  much less periodically extrude waste materials through it.  This
# ties  in  with  Broken  Hearts Are For Assholes.  Evidently Frank shared at
# least  some affinity with this kind of "gutter humor" as references of this
# nature abound in Frank's music - a good example is the line "Don't let your
# meat  loaf  -  heh heh heh" from The Blue Light (Tinseltown Rebellion).  Oh
# and by the way, it's DOODY, not "Duty".
#
#           From: Paul Adel <75613.34@compuserve.com>
#   Never go doody, thats what you think - a reflection on  disco boys self
# image, i.e. he thinks he so clean, polished,  sexy that he denies
# association with bodily functions. Note also that in Japan, women's rest
# rooms are equipped with noise machines that mask the sound of bodily
# functions because of sensitivity about self image.



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